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on Oct 24, 2012 21:49:41 GMT
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Do not attack PRW or you will be attacked.
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on Oct 24, 2012 21:51:55 GMT
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 What a speech. |
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on Oct 24, 2012 21:55:46 GMT
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Thank you? It wasn't supposed to be a speech... e.e
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on Oct 24, 2012 21:57:11 GMT
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According to the Aperture Science Speech Detection Device (ASSDD, Copyright 1983, Aperture Science), it was a speech.
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on Oct 24, 2012 21:58:41 GMT
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And according to lunatics Romney will boost our economy. Where is the credibility in said Device?
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on Oct 24, 2012 21:59:51 GMT
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Willard Mitt Romney is in no way affiliated with Aperture Science, and his actions do not represent us in any way.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:01:11 GMT
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I am not having him represent them, if you read what I said. I am making a comparison of credibility. A very similar comparison, at that.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:03:29 GMT
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We're sorry. Your message does not compute with the Aperture Science Digital Message Encoder/Decoder Receiver/Responder (ASDMEDRR, Copyright 1998, Aperture Science). Please do not try again later.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:05:22 GMT
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That's fine. I didn't expect a device made by a 13 year old to be very accurate anyways.  |
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:08:46 GMT
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Our Aperture Science Digital Lie Detector (ASDLD, Copyright 1999, Aperture Science) has detected that you have posted a lie. Aperture Science was founded in 1947 by Founder and former CEO, Cave Johnson. It was taken over by Caroline [REDACTED] in 1988, and was taken over by the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS, Copyright 1986, Aperture Science) in 2003. 13-year-olds were in no way involved in the management of Aperture Science, or the production of Aperture Science products.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:10:59 GMT
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Then why is a 13 year old representing/speaking for ASSDD?
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:13:29 GMT
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Further more, the account on which you are on is saying "our" which includes you. And the accunt that is posting information "representeD" by ASSDD is owned by a 13 year old, and therefore the 13 year old is responsible for said remarks.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:13:58 GMT
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There is no 13-year-old representing Aperture Science. This account has been hacked in order to test out our devices. Please wait while we return command to the original user.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:15:18 GMT
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Hey, I'm back. I was locked out of my account for a minute, there...
(reads conversation)
What the heck? Aperture Science hacked my account?
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:15:24 GMT
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Hacking is highly illegal and by admitting to said allegations, ASSDD is responsible and will be terminated accordingly. Please wait while we terminate the company.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:16:20 GMT
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Ethan, you don't know Aperture Science. They're impossible to reach. And with GLaDOS in control, no one who gets there will survive.
They've been forgotten, anyways. Black Mesa really outdid them.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:16:42 GMT
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Yes, it did, how silly of you to leave it so vulnerable.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:17:37 GMT
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They're not impossible to reach. They just reached you and your account 2 minutes ago. Therefore I have tracked their IP and officials have just reported they have found the CEO.
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:18:20 GMT
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Huh. This is my 30th post. I am the top poster on this forum.  |
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on Oct 24, 2012 22:19:02 GMT
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...the CEO is a robot. A murderous, psychopathic robot. You can't get to her and survive. She is a master at neurotoxin.
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