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on Feb 17, 2013 20:32:56 GMT
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WARNING!
ATTACK WARNING RED!
ATTACK WARNING RED!
ABM's have been placed on Old Crustvilles borders...
"5 nuclear missiles have been spotted...and about 10,000,000 infantry..."
"Launch the ABM's! Let the public know that we must defend Old Crustville!"
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The Neo-Axis is invading Old Crustville! Please arm yourselves...and stay safe! We are being invaded out of nowhere! Lock doors, close windows, and hide!
President Sir Brian Hackett has ordered all 49,085,884 to defend this country.
"ABM's have destroyed all 5 nukes, sir."
"Good."
"But..."
"BUT WHAT?!?"
"20,000,00 infantry, 100 jets, 20 battleships, 400 jeeps, and 200 tanks are targeting Old Crustville."
"They can not storm this beach!"
"The navy has already formed a blockade."
"Most excellent."
"We must make one more radio announcement before shutting them down..."
"Which is?"
"We must prepare for the worst."
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on Feb 17, 2013 20:38:06 GMT
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In order to combat the invading forces on Old Crustville, the UFCN has deployed 20 million infantry, 20 jets, 30 battleships, 300 tanks, and 10 ground-to-air missile launchers. This should be enough.
Meanwhile in Samukan, President Alkotrozz has made an announcement to the public.
"An enemy of ours, the Neo-Axis Alliance, has invaded the Sandwich Territories. We are sure that they will attack the rest of Kennan. Because of this, the UFCN has deployed 25 million infantry to be posted in Samukan. All civilians must stay inside their houses at all times. Government workers will be bringing supplies as needed. Please, stay inside."
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on Feb 17, 2013 20:46:44 GMT
"They are blitzing with all of their 40,000,00 troops, and everything! They even have more nukes!"
"....Dumb bastards won't know what hit them....COMMENCE Invasion Defense plan "(restricted)"."
"You mean?"
"Yes."
"Think of the natural effects!"
"They won't be here for 40 minutes going 300 mph, and that means they are in an area with little to no life....."
"What?"
"Remember that little isle that we found?"
"Yeah?"
"That is where they are based."
"I have the coordinates locked in, sir."
"Nuke it."
*All remaining 4000 nukes are launched at the isle. They will arrive in 2 minutes, or at 3:49 to be specific.
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on Feb 17, 2013 20:50:36 GMT
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*All nukes have hit.*
*.....Land should be devoid of any life up to 30 miles away....*
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on Feb 17, 2013 21:43:33 GMT
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ATTACK WARNING RED. ATTACK WARNING RED. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! ATTACK WARNING RED! ATTACK WARNING RED!
The nuclear sirens roared across Rocky Mountain City as TV stations displayed the repeated warning across the nation. People from the entire nation blockaded themselves underground in cement bunkers 250 feet below the surface. In Neptune City and Seabrook, people stayed calm and waited, knowing they very well may die here. In Rocky Mountain City, panic struck. People jumped out of the bunkers and ran around screaming.
The nukes detonated over the water 3,000 miles away.
Hackleberry had been spared. For now.
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on Feb 17, 2013 21:58:44 GMT
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All the leaders converged in Neptune City's Safe Room, 750 feet below the surface. Some leaders didn't like where they were seated. President Hackett slightly shifted from Aecus Fela sitting next to him. Nevertheless, he spoke.
"Ok, we have information on the current events. Ethan Foley's been shot, and these power hungry nations have decided to invade. Paricularly me and Brian, our countries first."
Lucian Alkotrozz stared with the same friendly stare he had for years. "I believe we should try to pursue a peaceful solution to these lords of violence. After all, you're a peaceful guy."
Aecua Fela said "How about we massacre them? And take their land, and force stragglers into labor?"
David moved over slightly. Ryan agreed with Aecus however. "That's an awesome idea."
Sam said "We can't just sit here as they destroy the region! We have to try to negotiate first, but then we attack."
Brian said "Yes, Old Crustville has been blockaded! We need to fight!"
(To be cont.)
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on Feb 17, 2013 22:06:10 GMT
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Lucian Alkotrozz thought for a moment. "Actually, it looks like they attacked Sandwich without warning or mercy. It doesn't look like we could successfully negotiate with them. Besides, they'd have already made demands if they wanted something, wouldn't they have?"
"You do have a point," said President David, "but we still could try to negotiate first."
"I agree," said President Dziewietin. "If at first we don't succeed... Blow them to bits."
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on Feb 17, 2013 22:09:18 GMT
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Intelligence has confirmed that a wave of another 40 million soldiers is approaching Kennan from the west, approaching the Western Island. No more intelligence has been gathered, given that the spies had been executed immediately afterwards.
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on Feb 18, 2013 0:07:28 GMT
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Following the assassination of the beloved Dictator, Ethan Foley XXVIII, Ethan Foley XXIX has decided not to deploy in an attempt to recover the turmoil going on inside the government. However, Ethan Foley has hired 5,000 computer hackers, computer programmers, and much much more, commonly known as "cyber-soldiers" have begun an offensive against the Neo-Axis.
Although Ethan Foley is at the moment, not deploying units, they are preparing 3,000 vessels for blockading all areas of Kennan. The allies of Kennan will be allowed entry while the Neo-Axis shall be fired upon and halted at any and all costs.
10,000 spies, four times more experienced than the CIA and FBI put together have been deployed all over Kennan in all 20 countries to gather as much intelligence on the Neo-Axis as possible... and maybe some extra information time allowing.
Ethan Foley XXIX Supreme Dictator
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on Feb 18, 2013 12:37:30 GMT
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"3028 battleships, destroyers, nuclear submarines, and aircraft carriers have been deployed with orders to blockade every channel, strait, river, ocean, in Kennan with the intent of stopping any and every opposition in sight. Any more questions?" spoke the Secretary of Defense during a press conference. A roar of applause was heard throughout the theater. However, there was still one pessimistic reporter in the crowd. "Yes- Yes actually!" he attempted to shout through the applause. The secretary spied him out. "What if the Neo-Axis comes prepared. With nuclear weapons...?" The applause screeched to a halt. That was the only issue for Ethan Foley. Nukes. What could be done in defense following their ban? Ethan Foley XXIX played with the idea of illegally making them... like he has with every other illegal thing, but nukes was a different matter than defying the Geneva Conventions. If he was caught using them he would be destroyed in Kennan. The only thing Ethan Foley had to his advantage was numbers. Numbers. Technology-wise he was behind. Especially when the axis was using nuclear fission. "So what could be done?" he thought. "That's it... I will build weapons far more dangerous than nuclear weapons. Something yet to be grasped by the rest of the worlds military powers. Biological warfare." Ethan Foley said aloud. "But no... we need more. That won't be enough. Chemicals... toxicological, and radiological! I could slaughter a country without hardly stepping foot in their lands! THAT'S IT!"
In the next following weeks... scientists began to develop deadly, unknown diseases, dangerous gases, poisons, and bombs that would release tons of radioactive material. Basically the nuclear bomb without the boom... but what did far more danger... the radioactive material. So testing and building of these weapons of mass destruction continued. And continued. And continued.
On one day, a scientist entered Ethan Foley's office. "Your Royal Highness, Sir. We've done it, Sir. We've built all the weapons you've asked for, Sir!"
And then broke out a newly more dangerous Military of Ethan Foley. Not with nuclear bombs or soldiers, but with chemicals, poison, radioactive material, and deadly disease. And then broke out the downfall of any who dared to touch the soil of Ethan Foley.
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on Feb 18, 2013 13:00:39 GMT
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President Hackett briefed his HASO soldiers as the oncoming threat of invasion grew.
"Men. You are the best of the best . Elites of Hackleberry. I'm not going to lie. the Neo-Axis could very well destroy us. Some of you may die in combat. But, don't let that stop you. They drop bombs, we fight back. Cities may be invaded. Soldiers may die. Blood will be shed. But remember. Surrendering is no option. We start a strike force in 3 days. Kennan is on our side. FLOP and the Cortallian Naions
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on Feb 18, 2013 13:02:56 GMT
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(Cont) are behind us, too. If we can contact Ryan Wilder and Ethan Foley XXIX, we have a chance. Commander, send a telegram to every country for the invasion. We need the help of many leaders and nations. No w, are we ready to fight?"
The soldiers saluted.
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on Feb 18, 2013 13:23:41 GMT
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"VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Screams of joy go through the city. Sandwich not only won, not even demolished, but totally annihilated it's opposition. Only 127 soldiers died, and 3 civilians. It was an absolute slaughter. Of only the 2,305,626 soldiers and one ship that tried to attack, 56 soldiers made it on land.
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"Heheheheh.....those fools! They got their asses demolished by SANDWICH. SANDWICH! What, do they think they can take us on?" "NO WAY!" "Exactly. We are going to kill with no regrets. No regrets." ---------------------------------
"Sire, tis ready, me lad." "Thank ye, me father. What is ready, again, sire?" "The Death Ball!" ":') TIS HERE!" "HAHAHAHAHA!" "Now, we are ahead of everyone. Are those biological, radioactive, and chemical weapons ready?" "Yes, all 7,000 of them." "Good, I believe Ethan Foley JUST got them." ".......Kennan has always said that we were a joke..." "I don't think anyone ought to be talking about us like they have anymore."
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on Feb 18, 2013 13:44:55 GMT
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And you still are a joke
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on Feb 18, 2013 13:50:47 GMT
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Ethan Foley XXIX watches from afar as almost all of Kennan slaughters others and gets slaughtered. He smiles evilly, knowing this is what he wanted to happen. "General, get me my adviser." Ethan Foley said still smiling. It had been his plan all along to watch all of Kennan go to war with the Neo-Axis while he sat back and watched. The blockade that had been planned had been secretly suspended and is currently guarding the beaches and coasts of all the lands of Ethan Foley. Despite this evil act, Ethan Foley did send 10 MASH units to Hackleberry to aid the wounded from both sides.
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on Feb 18, 2013 14:24:20 GMT
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*Fine, due to anonymous complaints, SNI has only started making them, and only has 3 of them so far.
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on Feb 18, 2013 15:02:29 GMT
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"We will not resort to chemical, radiological, and biological weapons," President Alkotrozz states to the public on SNN. "They have been deemed 'unhumane' by Senate Act #104, and we will stick to that act."
This morning at 8:21 AM, Neo-Axis forces have landed on the Western Island. The UFCN has deployed 40 million soldiers to combat these forces. (OOC: So far, we've deployed 60 million out of 233 million soldiers.) Intelligence has reported that the Neo-Axis are preparing to use nuclear weapons, and they may be used by noon. Cortal has announced that it will be using Orbital Satellite Lasers (OSLs) to detonate the weapons before they make contact. Unfortunately, the blast may cause an electromagnetic pulse, which would render all electronics unusable. Despite this, Cortal will use the OSLs.
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on Feb 18, 2013 15:56:52 GMT
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The room was scorching hot. Ethan Foley XXIX as well as 45 other generals, strategists, and bodyguards were sitting impatiently in a room 200 feet below the City of Foley. But as sweat trickled down their faces, the ticking of the clock echoed in the room. Less than two hours before hundreds of nuclear warheads were launched and a decision had yet to be made. "Well... lets get on with it, shall we?" stammered Admiral Joseph Caesar, commander of the Navy. "I have over 3,000 ships on standby, and with all these nuclear weapons, they are in grave danger. We need to coordinate with the rest of the Military to maintain little to no casualties in this plan." The room remained silent for several moments, but a famous strategist who had only entered the room several minutes ago asked, "What plan are you thinking of, Admiral?" Caesar immediately responded, "Poison. We have three back-ups. Plan A is to poison their water supplies with spies. Plan B is to use toxic gases that shall be launched via aircraft or a ground source. Plan C is to use a deadly, unknown diseased named "Agent 501" after the spy who discovered it and died soon after. And finally, if all else fails, Plan D is to launch radioactive bombs that will immediately kill anyone within 4 miles of the bomb. However, the Navy is still vulnerable as its position is still known by the public. But I have a plan with the Navy... If only Sir Foley XXIX was here I could execute it." The strategist ceased to continue the conversation. Ethan Foley XXIX had been in the single toilet for the past 3 minutes so everyone continued to wait. Suddenly, Ethan Foley XXIX rushed in, still tightening his belt. A look of determination glued to his face. "We have confirmation. They are launching nuclear warheads at Samukan and Ethan Foley in less than one hour. Prepare the NMI's, put 1/4 of the army in the bunkers with the civilians to maintain the peace in there, put another 1/4 spread across the nation in the event on an attack, put 1/4 on the borders with the border patrol, and put everyone else on transport ships and get them to the southern island! Put the navy in offensive positions within 3 miles of the Neo-Axis nuclear warhead launching site so they won't be able to fire upon them. Do it now!" he shouted in one breath. Right then, all 45 personnel got on phones, computers, and gathered in groups to shoot out the orders to the rest of the military and make small decisions with other armed forces. "Sir!" the admiral spoke, "Sir, I have a plan." Ethan Foley, without looking, responded, "Not now, Caesar, we have to prepare!"
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on Feb 18, 2013 17:34:44 GMT
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We wish to once again propose a battle strategy meeting to decide battle plans.
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on Feb 18, 2013 17:37:39 GMT
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After the nuclear weapons had made their way over Samukan, Cortal's OSLs fired to detonate them. All citizens and military forces had been ordered to stay inside and to not look out the windows.
If you were looking in the sky, you could see light shining on the weapons, casting a glare. Suddenly, a spark of blue lightning hit the glare, and then a massive explosion erupted. Most of these were over the ocean, so little damage was done. Some electronics on the Western Island took some damage, but not irrecoverable damage. No casualties, and about 36 injuries from the shockwaves.
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