South Ganja exportations

[southganja]

We, from the sovereign land of South Ganja want to announce that our products are able to be sold. We produce Marijuana-based medicine, wich has proven to be a powerful intake against cancer, malnutrition, stress, anxiety and many other common illnesses. Our country is looking for places with high educational standarts to place foreign refinment laboratories, as well as tuition funding and exchange programs, looking foward to form capable professionals in the field of marijuana/ganja cultive, refinment and research.

Our goal is to invest alongside with any partner to strengthen the relationship between the South-Ganjan people and the other nations that compose our actual regional scene. We aim to expand our market and show the world the benefits not only of the medicinal use of Cannabis Sativa, but the also the healthy, safe and enlightening experience of the recreative/religious use of said plant. This way we can teach you about our culture, and about our love for this pure, innocent and miraculous flower that we care so much for, and on top of wich many of our traditional sayings and manners were built.

[northganja]

We, from the Empire of North Ganja, on behalf of our Kaiser Adolf Marley, must advise this fine region against the threats of dealing with the South-ganjans. Their seed of disagreement and confusion lies on the flowers of Marijuana - they will smear it in the faces of your youth, and shove it down their throats like it is the cure for cancer - and our researches and holymen know the truth that it isn't. Any nation will gain, by allowing this evil product inside their people's bodies, only addicted kids every corner of every street - and a hard, persistent and expensive health problem.
But do not listen to us - listen to the facts: Every person that consume this dreadful weed will be guilty of funding the sweathouses where kids often work to help increasing the home income, that in South Ganja stays far below the regional average income.

As an older brother, The North Ganjan empire consider it its work to guide, and when necessary scold our less realistic, libertarian, weed smoker brothers of South Ganja. By the time of our cessession the north grew up stronger and wealthier, while south kept stagnated. Our foreign politic aims to improve the economic and military power of our beloved region, and that is why we cannot allow this filthy chemical scrambling our thoughts and the thoughts of our people. We stongly advise every other people's representant to do the same.