on Apr 20, 2013 23:33:29 GMT
Post on Apr 20, 2013 23:33:29 GMT
Supreme Dictator Ethan Foley XXIX was given a six minute applause earlier today as he stood up to brief his beloved nation, "Earlier today, April 20th, 2013, our great nation was repeatedly insulted by the petty anarchist state of PRWA. We dealt with the situation quickly, but it soon escalated at PRWA called one of our closest allies' mom, Azeria, a whore. After I heard of this, we all knew what had to be done. So it is my great pleasure that I officially and mercilessly declare a state of war with PRWA. I must say, his lack of a military made me chuckle, but nevertheless, his countryside is being salted and torched and everyone who isn't a civilian is being shot and killed. All civilians are being deported to Samukan in chains. Thank you all for your love and support!"
Analysts say the odds of PRWA winning are about the same as being struck by lightning 4 times, winning the lottery twice, being elected as supreme dictator of the world, and becoming God all in the same day.
Analysts say the odds of PRWA winning are about the same as being struck by lightning 4 times, winning the lottery twice, being elected as supreme dictator of the world, and becoming God all in the same day.